Auntie Heather's Psychological Experiments...

Heather likes to play games with me to see what I am capable of at my stage of development....
She doesn't know that I am running my own experiments with her as my guinea pig.

What? You think I couldn't be so sly as to train the trainer?

You too will learn...

Red Rum...or, Raspberries

I'm so cute I can get away with anything. Yes, anything.

Ha! Yes, even murder.

I just smile like this, and wave my little hands to make the people think I take a personal liking to them....and then, they are putty in my hands!

Even on my most sinister of days.

Really, it's so easy it bores me.

Yes, Bores me.

Wouldn't you believe me if I said I didn't do it?

Easter!

Wait...This time I can't touch the flowers?

We'll see how long that lasts.

I'm distracted by the flowers.

They whisper to me...

Maybe that was my little duck whispering to me.

Yeah, that was the duck!

So...this is a marshamallow that has been turned into a chicken?

Hmm...

I should definitely brush my teeth after that!

Music to Soothe the Savage Beast

The Paparazzi already? But I'm just starting out!

My start in percussion.

Perfect practice makes perfect.

How did Alice get to Wonderland?

Did she lick the White Rabbit?..

Or was it the Black Rabbit she licked?

Through the Looking Glass

The Rocking Horse Winner

Still too short to ride this all by my self, but a good horse woman knows that she must inspect her animal thoroughly before riding it.